An Aesthetic List of 99 Art Critic Beers & Ales with Prices Separated into 3 Categories:
1. Smart Guy $4.
2. Teachers Union $2.(Tap)
3. Adjunct Slut $2.(Tap)
4. News Reporter $3.
5. Tribune/Journal/Herald $3.
6. State Sponsored Jobber $4.
7. Tuffy Grrrl $3.
8. Smoooch $5.
9. Young Turks $2.
10. Ziners & Copiers $2.
11. Shallow Censor of Place $3.
12. Rookie Red $3.
13. Scenester $2.
14. Hipster Penist $2.
15. Wannabee $1.
16. SAIC Draft $3.
17. Crafters Strong $3.
18. Naïve Wordsmith $2.
19. Scaled Salonist $3.
20. Non Visualizer $3.
21. Studio Crawler $3.
22. Fluffy Flaneur $4.
23. Photo Montagorator $5
24. Denotator Commentator $5.
25. Biblio Blogger Babe Lite $6.
26. Artist Career Wrecker $6.(Tap)
27. Categorizationist $5.
28. Sunday Afternoon Scrabbler $3.
29. Spring Boarder $4.
30. Practical Punctuation Patsy $3.
31. Marketeer $3.
32. Promoter Dark $5.(Tap)
33. Brown Nosier $4.
Domestics:
1. Yale Grad $2.
2. Pompous Pale $3.
3. Jerk de N’yerk $2.
4. Militant WM (Half Circum.) $1.
5. Heartney Overkill $2.
6. Salty Saltz Shortie $6.(Tap)
7. Danto Dark $5.
8. Conservative Cloddie $3.
9. Anal Licking Brood $5.
10. Art Forum Semi Bold $4.
11. Art Papers Limited $8.
12. Regional Dialoguer $6.
13. Miami “B” Suck Up $3
14. Floozy $4.
15. Online Bouncer $4.
16. Rich Bitch Dark $5.
17. Continental $5.
18. Minimal Lite $5.
19. Art SpeakeasY $4.
20. New Objective $6.(Tap)
21. Gothic Romantic $6.
22. Mid Career Middee $4.
23. Skowhegan Scalp Ale $3.
24. Realistic BuzzWord $5.
25. Anarcho Contempo $7.
26. Neo Wordo $7.
27. The Manipulator $5
28. Optical Illusionist Lite $6.
29. Genre-Baiter $7.
30. Linguistic Lally $5.
31. Comment Illuminator $6.
32. Auction Follower $4.
33. Culture Vulture $5.
Imports:
1. French Snob $5.
2. English Twit $5.
3. Bollywoody $5.
4. Orient Surprise $5.
5. International $6.
6 Hyper Hybrid $7
7. Interdisciplinary Idol $8.
8. Biennial Bully $7.(Tap)
9. Art Fair Snot $5
10. Barthes Bookie $7.
11. Gay Pear-EE Lite $6.
12. Multilingual $9.
13. Barrel Vault $8.
14. Semi Autonomous $10.(Tap)
15. Retrospective Rambler $9.
16. Recombinant $10.
17. Whitney Independent $8.
18. Berliner $8.
19. Dandy $6.
20. Plural Other $10.
21. Performer $9.
22. Secessionista $8.
23. Ism-Izer $10.
24. Genre Flunkie $6.
25. Lexicon Neophyte $7.
26. Sammy Semiotic $8.(In Season)
27. Query Letter Queue $9.
28. Sculptural Sourcist $8.
29. Self Absorbed $10.
30. Moderno MOMA $7.
31. Commissionist $11.
32. Critic & Gallery Combo $12.
33. Palpable Palsy Philosophist $9.
© 2009 Pete Driessen/Original signed in marker/
Limited edition of 100 signed copies.
